it's only money!

"'No slave can serve two masters; for a slave will either hate the one and love the other, or be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and wealth.'” Luke 16:13

don't get your knickers

in a twist, God.

those plastic cards don't

really matter to me,

any more than those 

apps that make it so

easy to pay for all 

that stuff i don't really 

need (but the great god

Bezos tells me i do),

and besides, if i really

do get into a bit of

a bind, i am sure you

will bail me out with

the winning numbers,

the jackpot in the machine,

or finally putting that prosperity

gospel i have heard so much about

into practice.

(c) 2023 Thom M. Shuman

Venmo: @Thom-Shuman